That headline's almost certainly going to be answered with a "No," but if Steve Bartman were ever going to resurface it would likely be for the $25,000 the National Sports Collectors Convention and Sportsbuy.com are offering.  The specifics of the deal are that if Bartman, the infamous Cubs fan who interfered with Moises Alou during Game 6 of the NLCS, attends the Convention and sells one autograph, he'll receive the entire sum. 

Of course, a great deal of that money would be used by Bartman to hire body guards so Cubs fans don't off him at the convention. And when he resurfaces, Cubs fans would probably blame his presence in society for the Cubs surrenduring the division lead, missing the playoffs or losing in the playoffs (if any of that does indeed happen). 

Our advice to you Steve: Save yourself the trouble, and stay at home. 

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